True Meanings of 20 Holiday Classics You Know and Love
Whether you celebrate the holiday or not, chances are you’ve seen a Christmas-themed movie or two. Or thirty. Many of us begin watching these films at a young age, appreciating them for capturing the “true meaning of Christmas,” without knowing what that actually means. But the problem isn’t that we’re confused about the significance of Christmas. We are, but the real problem is that we’ve got the true meanings of these movies all wrong.
The films we fell in love with as kids reveal more layers every time we watch. So, I’ve compiled a list of some of the most popular and beloved Christmas movies to hopefully explain the hidden and not-so-hidden messages behind them. Keep reading only if you’re ready for your minds to be blown and your childhood fantasy worlds to be shattered.
WARNING: SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.
Memorable quote: “I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”
What it’s really about: Disappointment. Your dad is never what you hoped he’d be the first time you meet him. And you’re not what he expected either.
2. A Christmas Story
Memorable quote: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
What it’s really about: Not sure how many different ways we need to say this, but guns are bad, mmkay?
3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Memorable quote: “I’m cute! I’m cuuuuuuute!”
What it’s really about: Rosacea.
4. Frosty the Snowman
Memorable quote: “And when I start to melt, I get all wishy-washy.”
What it’s really about: A snowman is a metaphor for that friend you see a lot during the holidays but then don’t see again for like 10 months because he has a cocaine problem.